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44 Crush Things


I’m Just Average Teen Me. As you might remember me saying about a month ago, I’ve sort of developed a crush on someone in my year, so I thought it would be fun to share some of the things and emotions (because they’re all over the place) that come with infatuation. ❤

  1. Realising you have a crush and feeling the mixture of excitement and “oh snap what is this”
  2. Telling someone about it, and fearing for your life for the first few weeks of them knowing
  3. Watching romance films and slowly dying (The Notebook and A Walk to Remember are two of my favourites. Both will more than likely make you cry, so if you’re watching them, get the tissues ready!)
  4. Social media stalking (who doesn’t?)
  5. Sending your friends on undercover missions to follow request them on Instagram
  6. And then subtly asking for their photos (okay, I know, I’m creepy)
  7. Beating yourself up because he’s  a popular guy that you’ve never even spoken to and this whole crush is completely superficial
  8. Googling quotes about crushes and reading through them until you reach the end of Google
  9. Convincing yourself you don’t have a crush on them, but then seeing them in person and YUP DEFINITELY STILL HAVE A CRUSH
  10. Forever wishing you had lessons with them
  11. And then finding out that one of your friends spends several hours a week next to them in lessons (the jealousy is real)
  12. Going to bed wishing that you dream about them
  13. That rush of adrenaline walking past them, sweaty hands and a pounding heart
  14. Taking any and all evidence that they aren’t as bad as they seem
  15. Begging for details when your friends spoke to them
  16. “HE OFFERED YOU HIS BLAZER?!” (I’m not kidding this actually happened. He bottle flipped, ended up drenching Hayley, and then offered her his blazer. *swoons*)
  17. Walking around where they hang out
  18. Finding out that he’s in a lesson next door to you, and finding out by looking through a door (it’s a clear door between two classrooms) and seeing him right there (sudden panic amiright?)
  19. Genuinely not knowing whether him seeing you is a good thing or not, because you look like a potato but he’d know you exist… Dilemmas
  20. Finding yourself smiling and then realising you’re thinking of him
  21. Giggling at random points in conversation when he’s brought up
  22. And trying not to when you’re with people that don’t know that you like him
  23. Always having a specific song for every new crush
  24. That look your friends give you when he enters the room
  25. And the look you give back willing them to shut up
  26. But still trying to glance at them every now and then
  27. Accidental eye contact and literally dying
  28. The Crush Song. If you haven’t heard it, let me enlighten you (it’s at the end of the list)
  29. Convincing yourself that you aren’t doing your hair differently for him, it’s for you
  30. Your friends find the whole situation rather hilarious. Britt once burst out laughing because Flynn was looking into our maths room… :/
  31. The blushing 😮
  32. Stalking on social media even more
  33. Crush playlists
  34. Critiquing the things they do like you’re their mother
  35. The relief of seeing them drinking Lucozade instead of alcohol like the rest of their friends
  36. Wondering what they’re doing right now
  37. Telepathically trying to make them think of you
  38. When you think he’s single and you become Katniss volunteering for the Hunger Games
  39. If you could feel my pulse right now, it would hit you like a sledgehammer (jams)
  40. Looking forward to Monday because school is the only place you see them
  41. And feeling so disappointed when they aren’t in
  42. When they haven’t seen your amazing Snapchat yet (I don’t know Snapchat terminology, nor do I actually have it on my phone, but I know that Penny deals with this all the time)
  43. Cute song lyrics ❤
  44. Thanking his parents for giving him a common name so my friends can’t guess which ‘Flynn’ it is 😉

And that’s everything! I hope you enjoyed reading, and could relate to some of these!


Just Average Teen Me


Hi, I'm an anonymous British blogger, hiding behind the name Awkwardsaurus. I'm a fan of Sherlock, which you should probably know. Oh, and I'm the kind of person that replies with "you too" when someone says "happy birthday". Hope to see you around ;)

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