Hi guys. I’m Awkwardsaurus 🙂
As I’ve already mentioned, a few weeks ago, I had exam week, which, if you’re unaware, is a week of pretend GCSE exams, carried out exactly how the real ones would be. Like a fire drill, but for exams.
But exams mean there’s a lot of mind wandering (whether that’s a good thing or bad) and I thought it’d be fun to share some of them!
- Here we go, into the valley of death
- Do I trust having my phone in my bag inside these cages? No. Will I still do it? Yes.
- WHO’S READY TO FAIL
- Don’t sit in the wrong seat, don’t sit in the wrong seat
- If anyone is sat in my seat they shall prepare for my wrath
- That teacher literally walks like a penguin
- Oh phew, found my seat
- Dammit it’s a wobbly desk. DID I ASK FOR THIS GOD?
- So… Is it cheating if I write my name on this yet?
- Wait what even is my name
- Or my candidate number
- *Thanks the heavens that Flynn is in my eyeline* (he was for all exams except 2)
- MY BOOT SCOOTIN BABY IS DRIIIVING ME CRAAZY MY OBSESSION FROM A WESTERN MY DANCE FLOOR DAAATE MY RODEO ROMEO A COWBOY GOD FROM HEAD TO TOE WANNA MAKE YOU MINE BETTER GET IN LINE 5 6 7 8!
- Damn right hear my swish that paper you peasants
- What would happen if I climbed on top of the table and did a little dance
- Is she staring at my bae
- Hell no she’s staring at my bae
- OH CRAP NOW SHE SAW ME (legitimate anecdote)
- *manages to actually figure out something in maths* holy guacamole I’m a genius bow down to me
- Wait it’s wrong nevermind. Still bow though
- Why am I struggling on the first question seriously why is English language so hard I NEED ANSWERS
- Not gonna use that word purely because I don’t know how to spell it
- CAN YOU STOP KICKING MY FEET PLEASE JEEZ LOUISE HOW LONG ARE YOUR LEGS
- *Stares at crush*
- “Miss, I have no clue how big a micrometer is :(” – a literal note I wrote to my biology teacher
- What the hell is a statin
- II’LLLL NEVER BE THAT GIRL AGAAAIIIIN
- Must. Write. Faster.
- Wait what’s 4 × 7
- Right 28, got it
- Or is it 32… No it’s 28?
- What if we all shook the desks and stomped our feet shouting EARTHQUAKE
- *FIRE ALARM*
- Are y’all just gonna let me burn to death or??
- Okay apparently there isn’t a fire but we aren’t allowed to leave…. Great
- *Becomes freaking ninja at twiddling pens from finger to finger*
- I wonder what everyone else is thinking in here…
- How many crushes are in this room at once…
- Hah I’m giving up BYE EXAM
- I feel like Britney Spears staring at the clock in Hit Me Baby One More Time
- WHEW WE’RE DONE.
- Why am I always the last one out?
- Okay which cage is my bag in…?
- *Pulls out bag, bringing about 5 others down too*
So, that’s all! Good luck to anyone with exams coming up! 😀